Finnian: “Daddy, I want to wear shorts to Mass.”

Daddy: “Finnian, you can’t wear shorts to Mass. You have to wear pants.”

Finnian: “Pants are ridiculous!”

A few minutes later, Finnian was speaking to one of his sisters.

Finnian: “I want to wear shorts or a swimsuit to Mass.”

Catherine: “You need to wear pants.”

Finnian: “But I want to wear shorts or a swimsuit.”

Catherine: “Finnian, children wear pants to Mass and you are a child.”

Finnian: “I am not a child! I am a Finnian!”