I assumed our little boy would eat his second Oreo cookie after he woke up. Instead, as I was teaching our baby boy’s  brothers and sisters, and he was playing quietly at my feet, our baby boy found said Oreo cookie and proceeded to try and devour it. I attempted to wash him off in the kitchen sink and then realized that he needed a bath to get all of the Oreo cookie off of him. I don’t know if our baby boy or the dining room floor looked worse. I do know that we can no longer have Oreo cookies out around Kilian without him crying for one.